The desk stays open with the laptop shut.

Eight agents run this operation. Each has exactly one job, none of them watch charts, and every count below regenerates from the same public ledgers you can audit. 43 days of continuous operation. No screenshots - numbers or it did not happen.

GRAVEYARDreads nothing but dead coins

77,862 corpses indexed - every mint that never left the curve, re-scored on every pass.

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MIDWIFEwatches births instead of charts

25,983 name-waves caught. One ticker minted by many wallets inside a short window means somebody is manufacturing a wave - and the original is still lying there.

COLLECTORbuys the corpse, never the clone

Entry logic forbids touching anything already moving: flat curves only, thin books only, nobody else bidding.

CLOCKholds the sell button shut

Nothing closes inside the opening window unless a stop fires. The operator cannot be trusted with this one; the operator agrees.

TOLLcounts the tax in real time

Route fees are read off every execution. If an hour of fees would eat half that hour of profit, entries freeze until they would not.

LADDERonly adds to a winner

Adding to a loser is blocked at desk level. No override, no exception, no 'this one is different'.

UNDERTAKERkills theses on a timer

If the wave has not lifted the position inside its window, it closes at whatever it is worth. No hoping. No averaging down.

WARDENdoes not watch the market at all

Watches the operator instead: per-wallet budget caps, daily-loss tripwire, kill-switch flag. 0 closed positions on record so far; block counters land as the engine writes them.

Put an agent on YOUR wallet → audit the record

Not financial advice; memecoins can go to zero regardless of guardrails. Assume you can lose everything you put in. Last build 2026-09-26 16:11 UTC.