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The brain never clocks out.

Every token minted gets watched. Every reading gets scored against what happened next. Every resolution re-weights what matters. This page shows the current state of that machine - not a pitch, the actual learned state as of 2026-09-19 01:20 UTC.

1,253,618coins watched all-time
425,738curve readings taken
51,357creator wallets indexed
49,722outcomes fed back into weights

What the data taught us this month

Base: 370 of 32,381 sampled tokens (1.14%) kept attracting buying between minute 5 and minute 30. Every early signal is judged against that base. Lift above 1.0x means the signal predicts continued buying; below 1.0x means it predicts the graveyard.

Signal at 5 minutesSamplesKept buyingRateLift vs base
over 25pct bought2,0911527.27%6.4x ▲
read as moved unverified4,8972575.25%4.6x ▲
10 25pct bought1,201594.91%4.3x ▲
1 10pct bought6,559981.49%1.3x ▬
nobody holding32,3813701.14%1.0x ▬
read as trickle13,862700.50%0.4x ▼
read as nobody bought13,622420.31%0.3x ▼
under 1pct bought8,913170.19%0.2x ▼
The headline finding: when a quarter or more of the floating supply has already been picked up by separate wallets inside five minutes, those tokens go on attracting more buying at 6.4 the base rate - across 2,091 samples. Meanwhile trickle entries and nobody-is-buying starts land at or below half the base rate. Attention follows commitment, not chatter. That gradient is what the desk trades on.

Live: the quiet-swarm watchlist

Our own finding says hype anti-predicts graduation - so the desk watches the opposite: fresh LOW-notability swarms, the cohort that graduated at 2.87 percent versus 1.08 for loud ones. The most recent quiet commits still awaiting their verdict:

TokenNotabilityCommitted
No quiet swarms pending right now.

Current feature weights (what the algorithm trusts today)

FeatureWeight
creatorBestAth48
curveVelocity33
socialTag30
narrativeTag8
notability1

Weights shift automatically as outcomes resolve - creator history and curve velocity currently dominate, exactly as you would expect from the lift table above. When the market changes, the weights drift with it. No committee decides this; the resolutions do.

Why you can trust any of this

Signals under 100 samples are not reported at all - small samples dress noise up as discovery, and this industry has enough of that. Everything is measured in-sample against this feeds own window, stated rather than hidden. And none of it is a price prediction: kept buying is a fact about wallets, not about anyones profit.

Point the brain at your wallet → audit the prediction record

Not financial advice; memecoins can go to zero regardless of any signal. Assume you can lose everything you put in. Page regenerates from the ledgers - last build 2026-09-26 15:41 UTC.